Trail-Strology: What Your Favorite Trail Says About You

Sometimes, you meet someone on the lift, and it’s like you already know what their favorite trail is. “She’s such a lower Domino” or “he SCREAMS Exterminator”–sometimes, you just know…you know? It’s stereotyping akin to astrology, but of course, lacking any celestial basis. It’s just me and my vibes radar, against the world. Enjoy! Ripcord: If Ripcord is your favorite trail, you are hands down, 100%, non-negotiably, a middle-aged man. You are hardcore, waking your family up at the crack …